whimsy ([info]lord_whimsy) wrote,

THE UNANGLE: TRIANGLE'S SUCCESSOR




The Triangle is the Tybalt of geometrical shapes: assertive and masculine, but not the sort of shape you'd like to have a drink with. Yet the triangle is the most stable of forms: when put in its proper role, it makes for sturdy but light structures that can be used to construct spheres and curves, as Mr. Buckminster Fuller showed with his geodesic domes. While the geodesic dome might be comprised of triangles, the overall form can be as organic as a bubble on the surface of a pond.



The triangle is pleasing enough when built with stone or earth, but when brought to the fore with modern building materials and techniques, it tends to appear a bit too severe or monotonous. Modernist architect I. M. Pei and many who have followed use the shape not as a secondary form, but a primary one, giving us a world no longer safe for balloons or frogs in mid-croak. Ouch!



I'd humbly propose that henceforth, the triangle be brought to heel: employed as a servant-shape rather than a master-shape. In its place, I'd suggest a shape that lacks the triangle's menacingly sharp elbows, and so is more befitting a civilized future: the Unangle (pronounced "Yoo-nang-gull").



In the case of London's Gherkin, we can see how the unangle translates into modern usage more pleasingly than its bull-in-a-chinashop cousin. The triangle is still employed In the Gherkin, but wisely: it's now subservient to the unangle's teardrop shape. The unangle doesn't pinch or poke the eye as a triangle might, and brings to mind similar forms found in nature: mushrooms, conifer trees or ribald produce.

Why should we have three times as many points in our world as we need? Imagine an environment devoid of unnecessarily harsh angles; perhaps people might be less apt to be 'prickly' when spared from confronting savage geometry. Akimbo, no more!

~W
Tags: artsy tartsy, ill-considered notions

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[info]deadmissbates

September 1 2005, 00:26:20 UTC 6 years ago

Don't forget the triangle latine sails from the East that were brough over during the Renaissance.


[info]lord_whimsy

September 1 2005, 00:59:49 UTC 6 years ago

Yes, but these sails are pleasing because they are made of flexible, organic material and are comprised of a set of curves. What I'm focusing on are the rigid trianglar forms made with modern materials, which take on a certain harshness when they are employed as a principal feature in a structure. The sails are practically a living thing when compared to such dead objects.

Good save, eh? ;)

[info]butterflyrobert

September 1 2005, 01:23:53 UTC 6 years ago

Indeed!

[info]lord_whimsy

September 1 2005, 01:29:49 UTC 6 years ago

I really shouldn't be encouraged, Robert--it only leads to further nonsense.

[info]anglerfish96

September 1 2005, 02:07:12 UTC 6 years ago

Amazingly, this is my favorite subject...

[Covers mouth before further havoc ensues...]

[info]butterflyrobert

September 1 2005, 02:22:20 UTC 6 years ago

You need encouragement like a fish needs a bicycle.

[info]lord_whimsy

September 1 2005, 04:38:14 UTC 6 years ago

Or a hornet, for that matter...

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[info]lord_whimsy

September 1 2005, 04:39:34 UTC 6 years ago

Unhand me, sir--my little pickle is not for sale!

[info]chronographia

September 1 2005, 04:27:34 UTC 6 years ago

Mathematical Recreation

Applause.

(Though an untimely addition, I would also suggest the shape of a raindrop in transit, yielding to nothing other than gravity.)

[info]lord_whimsy

September 1 2005, 04:35:09 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Mathematical Recreation

Actually, I think the shape of an actual raindrop stays relatively spherical on its one-way trip to my thirsty little garden. Symbology is another story, of course.

[info]sparkligbeatnic

September 1 2005, 08:36:20 UTC 6 years ago



There is, of course, the Paisley.

[info]lord_whimsy

September 1 2005, 14:49:05 UTC 6 years ago

A paisley-shaped building would be something to see!

[info]sparkligbeatnic

September 1 2005, 15:50:06 UTC 6 years ago


I suppose it might look something like a whale.

[info]stanleylieber

September 1 2005, 11:38:25 UTC 6 years ago

I wonder how we'd feel if our eyeballs were instead shaped like triangles.

[info]lord_whimsy

September 1 2005, 14:53:48 UTC 6 years ago

The eye has developed independently over forty times during the course of life on Earth, and I think each time it has taken on a round shape--although some compound eyes employ Buck Fuller's geodesic structures!
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