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A FINE-TOOTHED OFFER ON DANDY PANTS
Gents: itching for a year-end splurge after selling off the books from your courses and getting that annual holiday check from Auntie Florida? And ladies: are you seeking that special holiday gift for your beau that will also give you hours of enjoyment? Well, allow me to suggest a pair of impossibly sleek, snug pair of custom-fit trousers for that stylish rake in your life! Wait--perhaps you are that "stylish rake" in your life? Well then, aren't you a lucky devil, because by the power invested in me by Mr. James Kessler of A Fine Tooth, I hereby offer you all a $20 Whimsy Discount on his line of custom-fitted, hand-finished trousers! These trousers come in three styles: 1) Kickflare 2) Stovepipe 3) Highwater ( And all three styles are currently available in these six patterns... ) A Fine Tooth's fitted trousers are the next best thing to bespoke; they have devised a complex sizing system that will ensure a custom fit to your body. If they don't fit to your liking, A Fine Tooth will send you a pair that will. All orders are filled and delivered within five days. Here is a link to the card whose code enables you a $20 discount off your custom trousers. Tell them Whimsy sent you. Once you have the code, click here to place your order. These are limited-edition trousers, and at last count only 150 orders are still available for the season. As for me: I'm getting a pair of olive stovepipes. See you on the boulevard! ~W |
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