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April 2nd, 2007

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NEW ARRIVALS, OLD GHOSTS

Cobra Lily (Darlingtonia)


"Judith Hindle" trumpet pitcher cultivar (Sarracenia)

More pictures here. )

I was surprised and excited to find not one but two Darlingtonias at my hardware store this weekend. Later I found a Pinguicula and several cultivars of Sarracenia at a nursery near my family's house...

The bitter irony is that this nursery was built upon a cherished place from my childhood: a large meadow that was once a thicket of forest cleared for some unknown purpose back in the 60's, but by the late 70's it had overgrown with every manner of flowering bush. Most importantly for me at the time, it was the best place in the area to find butterflies. I spent countless days there alone with my net and jar, stalking, chasing and catching--but mostly daydreaming and marveling at the strange new insects I encountered. The wildlife was fairly limited around my suburban neighborhood--one had to venture into the nearby marsh, brush and woods to find the native fauna and flora. Thank heavens they still existed then.

I wandered outside the nursery greenhouse out to where they kept the trees, and found the spot where in long-dead summers I once surveyed the field for my quarry, a place I had not stood upon since I was twelve. When I reminisce about the happiest days of my youth, my thoughts inevitably drift to this place--now a bleak gravel lot populated with bundled shrubs and plastic bird baths. A parody of Arcadia, set to Muzak. I'll admit that tears did indeed well up when no one was looking.

Knowing that the pitcher plants and butterworts would die if I didn't take them, I bought them and left.

I sometimes dream of this dead meadow, placed there by my mind when a mood of desperation, grief and loss is called for; one's cerebral cortex is an apt if not cruel location scout.

~W

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IS MY CHAD HANGING?

The poll results are in!

Total votes: 125

Clean shaven as a pixie's pudenda. Wee! 17 (13.6%)
(True to form, [info]imomus and [info]framework are ever the cosmopolitan sleeksters with a yen for the arch and fey. How they love clean lines!)

Waxed pervy moustache. Pimp that lip, and flaunt that funk! 27 (21.6%)
([info]bricology and [info]apperception have seen my handiwork up close, so this must be taken into consideration. However, as gentlemen of a philosophical persuasion, they also know that such experiments are always at one's own expense, so something sinister is also lurking behind their votes...I have the feeling I'm being egged on, but to what end? I suspect that that fleur du mal [info]charleshatcher has put them up to this.)

Hulihee. No question. And start boxing. 3 (2.4%)
([info]cap_scaleman continues to perplex me, thank goodness.)

Mutton chops. And start whaling. 11 (8.8%)
(Frankly [info]larkvi, I'm shocked. Shocked!)

Keep the beard--but trim that beast, will you? 13 (10.4%)
([info]stanleyleiber, ever the wry voice of moderation.)

Keep the beard--but curl the moustaches on occasion. 36 (28.8%)
([info]jermynsavile, in the spirit of realpolitik, has put his political clout behind the clear favorite. Tonsorial detente is sure to follow.)

Keep the beard, and grow it out until you look like Longfellow. 17 (13.6%)
(thunderbox wants me to die of heatstroke in my garden this summer, and [info]that_cad would rather I cover myself--possibly because his lovely lady has indicated in this poll that she prefers me pervy...nyezzz...)

No one cares, you self-absorbed, middle-aged weirdo! 1 (0.8%)
(Thanks for the tough love, [info]sgtpepperzl--but really, what do you think about my beard...)

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Of course, I'm going to do as I damn well please, anyway. "As my whimsy takes me", and all that. Stay tuned for more follicular frivolity...

~W

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